January 2012
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My new blog.
It’s more open, more personal, more crude, more everything. Or… it will be. Follow if you want.
http://flightofswans.tumblr.com
I MOVED BLOGS.
Click on this blog to be redirected to my new one and please follow me!
Please visit my blog.
I have moved and the new link is there to redirect you.
December 2011
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Please go to my blog
to find the link that will direct you to my new blog.
Visit my blog.
I have a surprise for you.
One more time before bed.
Please visit my blog for a second.
Y'all don't listen.
Go to my blog now, please. Important information awaits you.
Y'all don't listen.
Go to my blog now, please. Important information awaits you.
I SAID TO VISIT MY BLOG RIGHT NOW. I'M SERIOUS.
Everyone needs to go to my blog.
Right now for some important updates. Seriously!
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So I got this thing from work. (AKA, I accidentally took it home and I have to return it in the morning) It’s an electric shock that goes through your muscles and causes them to tense up and to contract, so that tones them. It’ll give you some hardcore abs if you use it properly. This is how much it makes me contract on the lowest setting.
Nudes.
I mean, I am technically nude.
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People are complaining
about what they got or what they didn’t get on Christmas. Shut up and be grateful. Nobody is ever grateful for that they’re given and it’s just getting disgusting. I’m sitting here by myself on Christmas day with nothing at all, so you should be happy that you’re even with your family.
FIRST DAY OF WORK HERE I GO.
I’m gonna enjoy this. :3
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While in the mall, after ordering from Crisp.
Me: Thank you! Happy holidays and have a good New Year's!
Server: I don't celebrate New Year's, asshole.
Me: How do you even... I don't... yeah, thanks.
I'm moderately
super fucking horny. Forgive my language.
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I had a pretty nice day!
I woke up and got called by a friend, asking if I still needed a job. I did, so I said yes. And she told me to go to the mall and meet her at work. I was there for no more than five minutes and I had a job. Perfection. So then I got a Christmas present from Johnathan, which was a sketchbook and new art pencils! Which I’ve been out of for months.
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Christmas is in three days.
Why have I still not gotten into the Christmas Spirit? Because this is my favorite time of year and I always feel so warm and happy. But… I just don’t feel anything. It’s like every other time of the year. That makes me so sad.
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Anonymous asked: who is your favorite female singer? male singer? theater singer? band or group?
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